Sunday, July 24, 2011
Thursday, July 21, 2011
I Just Made Out With Bert McCracken
Monday, July 18, 2011
I’m The New Log Rolling Champion.
Or I would have been if I wouldn’t have been too young to partake. Lumber festivals are not fun. Having a kid who runs the nacho stand and looks like a creeper from your hometown blatantly turn around and stare at you as you walk away to go get money to buy a drink or a soy candle or something un-lumber related is also not fun.
On the plus side, I got a chili cheese dog out of it…
And the satisfaction of knowing that I’m still hot stuff even if I’m sweating my non-existent testicals off.
On another note, On Demand (Or Xfinity) has all the old Cartoon Network shows all the 90s kids know and love. Like FOSTER’S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS. I love this show. Currently, “Frankie My Dear” episode is entertaining me from this TV at my grandparents so that I’m not home if I like… die or pass out or something when I’m home alone. I don’t laugh at the poor kid for having a crush on an older woman. I had the biggest crush on that kid from Even Stevens (Not Shia, the other kid with the shaggy blonde hair.) Like, a kissing the TV crush. Yeah, I was a weird kid and it hasn’t gotten any better. Shia was hot for a while. Like in Disturbia? Oh mah gawd.
But I digress, shows these days suck. SUCK. S-U-C-K. Adventure time? STUPID. Bring back Courage the Cowardly Dog and Invader Zim. Scare the pants off us with the “Return the Slab” episode and let us all fall in love with Gir again because he’s just so gosh darn cute. What is this Victorious and Hannah Montana garbage? Seriously, Miley Cyrus is a two cent gutter slut and Victorious just sounds stupid. Just stupid.
Anywho, I’m off to play Minecraft and watch more wonderful TV.